Monday, May 24, 2004

Rumor of the Week

It appears that King Richard (recently replacing the Nasi as Raish Galusah of Modern Orthodoxy) has begun to institute change and reform across the Republic of Torah U-Madda.

From what I hear, no domain or fiefdom is to be spared. Next to be reformed according to the Rumor Mill:
James Striar School
With changes in all levels and in all aspects it will shortly be returned to it's Glory as the Land of the Returned.

What will these (planned) changes include?
Longer hours, more staff, smaller classes, monthly Shabbatonim....
What is in it for King Richard?
Pure lishmah.

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